The Anonymous Gambler

Written by El Narko

Odds and betting done in New York

Dear Degenerate Gamblers, 

You have no idea who the f*ck I am and I have no idea who the f*ck you are but I’m going to give unsolicited gambling advice because that’s what I want to do. 

Let’s say your budget is $500 right? A great strategy to utilize is this. 

● Rule number 1: if you wanna be smart. Bet the spreads of the dogs and the money line of the favs…

● Throw $400(80%)on the bet YOU LOVE the most. Whatever it is. Something you feel the most confident with… 

● Leaves you with $100(20%). Okay now so do like a $50(10%) parlay. Maybe 3-4 teams? Could be a nice payout anywhere from like $300 to a thousand dollars depending on what you do. This should have your favorite bet and 3 of whatever else you really like. 

● Leave you with $50(10%)… now you can make your cute lil long shot parlay for $10(2%) with all the games and maybe another $10(2%) for an anytime touchdown and then… 

● Bam now you got $30(6%) to work with… now do whatever you like, first touchdowns, correct scores, more parlays, player props, specials…. go crazyyyy… 

● The object is to hit your bet you love the most which ironically you probably hit more than you realize… you’re too busy making so many 3,4,5,6,7,8+ leg parlays…. which we are all guilty of but we do it…. If you hit the big bet…. nothing else matters…. you’re already up…. and even if you lose it you still have chances to make your money back. 

● Another great idea is to leave $20-50 extra for live bets… I have… like you all do too…. have a habit of just knowing what’s going to happen… like it’s just so f*cking obvious… If you like it… bet it… 

● Strategy… that’s how you can increase your odds of winning money… or just stick a finger in your a** and go wild for fun and who knows maybe you get lucky or maybe you lose everything you have. 

● The Narko Special 

○ Thee Fav: 80% 

○ The Cant Miss Parlay: 10% 

○ The Hail Mary Parlay(s): 4% 

○ The do whatever the f*ck you want part of this strategy: 6% 

Speaking of strategy let’s give out some f*ckin winners today 

● Thee Fav: -130 

○ Jags ml 

● The Cant Miss Parlay: +1026 

○ Jags ml, Vikings/Packers over 41.5, Saints ml, Seattle/Cleveland over 37.5

● The Hail Mary Parlays 

○ 1: Teams parlay: +8172 

■ Jags ml, Giants +3, Falcons -1.5, Vikings ml, Rams +6.5, Saints ml, Chiefs ml, Chargers ml, Lions ml 

○ 2: anytime TDs parlay: +7340 

■ Kamara, Etienne, Kupp, Miles Sanders, Devonta Smith: 

● The do whatever the fuck you want part of the strategy 

○ First touchdown choices 

■ Adam Thielen +1200 

■ Tank Dell +1400 

■ Nico Collins +1000 

■ Dalton Schultz +1300 

■ Derrick Henry +550 

■ Bijan Robinson +650 

Sincerely, 

A fellow Degenerate Gambler, 

El Narko